Say hello to the Grumpy Cyclops Cup, the one-eyed wonder who absolutely did not ask to be awake right now. With its single glaring green eye, scrunched brow, and tusk-like teeth, this mug perfectly captures the mood of anyone who needs at least two sips of coffee before speaking to another human. The soft grey glaze and warm golden rim give it a strangely soothing vibe, balancing out the emotional chaos happening on its face.
This cup is ideal for people who feel personally victimized by mornings, meetings, or simply the passage of time. One eye, all attitude, and fully ready to judge you lovingly with every sip. And because each one is handmade, your cyclops may have its own unique level of grumpiness.
Key Features:
Handmade with mythological charm and a healthy dose of attitude
Holds approximately 14 oz of your chosen coping beverage
Soft grey glaze with a golden rim and sculpted facial features
One large expressive eye and tusk-like details for maximum grumpy personality
Microwave and dishwasher safe because even monsters deserve convenience
Disclaimer: Each cyclops is handcrafted and unique, so no two will stare at you in quite the same way.
Say hello to the Grumpy Cyclops Cup, the one-eyed wonder who absolutely did not ask to be awake right now. With its single glaring green eye, scrunched brow, and tusk-like teeth, this mug perfectly captures the mood of anyone who needs at least two sips of coffee before speaking to another human. The soft grey glaze and warm golden rim give it a strangely soothing vibe, balancing out the emotional chaos happening on its face.
This cup is ideal for people who feel personally victimized by mornings, meetings, or simply the passage of time. One eye, all attitude, and fully ready to judge you lovingly with every sip. And because each one is handmade, your cyclops may have its own unique level of grumpiness.
Key Features:
Handmade with mythological charm and a healthy dose of attitude
Holds approximately 14 oz of your chosen coping beverage
Soft grey glaze with a golden rim and sculpted facial features
One large expressive eye and tusk-like details for maximum grumpy personality
Microwave and dishwasher safe because even monsters deserve convenience
Disclaimer: Each cyclops is handcrafted and unique, so no two will stare at you in quite the same way.
