The All-Around Awkward Mug

$40.00

Welcome to the All-Around Awkward Mug, the only cup in the cupboard that refuses to commit to a single emotion. Instead of one face, this guy comes equipped with five wandering eyes placed around the mug, each one ready to pair up with its neighbor to create an entirely new expression. You don’t drink from this mug so much as you slowly rotate it and wonder, “Why does this one look like it knows my secrets?”

A zig-zag coral mouth wraps all the way around the body, giving every possible eye-pairing its own strange little personality. Some combos look delighted. Some look confused. Some look like they walked into a room and immediately forgot why they were there. It’s basically a ceramic mood ring.

Finished in a soft grey glaze with a floating blue liner, this mug is perfect for anyone whose emotional state can’t be summarized with a single face. Finally, a cup that gets it.

Key Features:

  • Handmade mug covered in five sculpted eyes for endless (and by endless we mean 5) face combinations

  • Wraparound coral zig-zag mouth creates a full 360 degrees of expressive weirdness

  • Holds approximately 14 oz of your beverage of choice

  • Soft grey glaze with floating blue lining glaze so the chaos feels at least a little classy

  • Microwave and dishwasher safe because confusion should be convenient

Disclaimer: Each mug is handcrafted and unique, so the exact eye placements and mouth wiggles may vary. Your mug’s awkwardness will be entirely its own.

Welcome to the All-Around Awkward Mug, the only cup in the cupboard that refuses to commit to a single emotion. Instead of one face, this guy comes equipped with five wandering eyes placed around the mug, each one ready to pair up with its neighbor to create an entirely new expression. You don’t drink from this mug so much as you slowly rotate it and wonder, “Why does this one look like it knows my secrets?”

A zig-zag coral mouth wraps all the way around the body, giving every possible eye-pairing its own strange little personality. Some combos look delighted. Some look confused. Some look like they walked into a room and immediately forgot why they were there. It’s basically a ceramic mood ring.

Finished in a soft grey glaze with a floating blue liner, this mug is perfect for anyone whose emotional state can’t be summarized with a single face. Finally, a cup that gets it.

Key Features:

  • Handmade mug covered in five sculpted eyes for endless (and by endless we mean 5) face combinations

  • Wraparound coral zig-zag mouth creates a full 360 degrees of expressive weirdness

  • Holds approximately 14 oz of your beverage of choice

  • Soft grey glaze with floating blue lining glaze so the chaos feels at least a little classy

  • Microwave and dishwasher safe because confusion should be convenient

Disclaimer: Each mug is handcrafted and unique, so the exact eye placements and mouth wiggles may vary. Your mug’s awkwardness will be entirely its own.